Thursday, May 25, 2017

Finding Myself

I've always thought that in life, things happen for a reason and even though we might not know it at the time, maybe, just maybe, in the future, looking back, we will realize it. My point is, that for some weird and unexplained reason, I came along Scott Adam's blog, don't worry if you don't know who the fuck the guy is. But to make a long story short, he is the talented creator of the world famous Dilbert comic strip and I have to say, that I really like his blog, because he is the type of person that says whatever is on his mind and doesn't care what others think about him, his believes or his views. I have to say, that when it comes to blogging, in a way, I feel that I am kind of like him, because I don't care what people think of me or my blog.

What I am trying to say is, that I think that I found someone that is an inspiration to the way that I look at life, blogging and my style of blogging. I mean, the guy says whatever is on his mind and he does it in his own words. I have to say, that I love people like him. They push me more, to just be me. As a matter of fact, he has been such an inspiration, that last night I order his book titled "How to fail at almost everything and still win big: Kind of the story of my life". I think, that because I didn't have people that influenced me in my life, I haven't been able to find out, what exactly is my purpose on this planet of ours. I have to say, that lately, I have been looking at books, about people that started a career, but then for some weird reason, they ended up doing something completely different than what they set out to do in life.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

What Happens After Mr. Cheeto Trump Wins?



This is exactly what is happening in The U.S.A. after Mr. Cheeto Trump won the 2016 election. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not just Mexicans that are being kicked out of the country. The reality of it all is, that as many Americans, he too sees all Latinos as Mexicans. Which is fucking ridiculous! Hey look, I am a Latino from The Dominican Republic, I wasn't born in Mexico. Not that there is anything wrong with that. HE IS A FUCKING IDIOT! Let the truth be told, if it was up to Mr. Cheetos Trump, he would deport all the Mexicans Latinos living in America today.

Well, the reality of it all is, that the same way that Mr. Cheeto Trump doesn't know shit about history, he doesn't know shit about geography either.

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The Great Wall Of Mexico



OK! So the idiots that voted for this asshole, really think that he is going to build what I would like to call "The Great Wall Of Mexico" and on top of that, Mexico is going to pay for it. It's just like renovating China town in New York City and saying that China will pay for it. I mean, who in their fucking right mind, would believe that bullshit? Well..... there are dumbasses in America, that believe every little thing that this assholes tells them, and that is why this country is so fucked up right now, because of such stupid dumbasses.

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Trump Does Push Ups At The Western Wall



Hey look, if by now, you didn't know that Mr. Cheeto himself is one of my favorite people to make fun of, then you have to catch up on my blog posts. I saw the video clip of him visiting The Western Wall and as soon as I saw that, a light bulb turned on in my mind. It told me "Yo! You really have to make a fucking GIF with this video", so I did. I hope that you enjoy the finished product.

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The Adams Family Meets The Pope


When I saw this picture online, I just couldn't pass the opportunity to make fun of two of my two favorite people ever, Mr. Cheeto himself and the Pope. So I added the caption. I mean, just look at them..... they look like the fucking Adams family and now that explains a lot about their behavior.

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I Don't Get Involved In Office Bullshit And Drama



Good morning you fuckers! I hope you have an excellent hump day. On another note, I have a feeling that today is going to be an insane, weird and long ass day at work, because as soon as I walked in, one of my co-worker started to talk shit about someone using her extra medical chair. A FUCKING CHAIR Y'ALL! So I just put on my headphones and I started listening to my House music. Today is hump day and I don't have time for that shit! Plus, one rule that I have followed my entire life has been, not to get involved in work bullshit and drama. Nothing good comes out of it.

The whole shit about it is, that today's bullshit is happening between two co-workers, that have been having a feud for many, many, many years already. Do you want to know what the funny shit is? That one is a married woman in her 60's and the other is a married woman in her 30's, pregnant (Today is her last day) and has two kids. I mean REALLY!? Two fucking adults acting like fucking kids. Today, I'm just doing what I have been doing for years..... I just stay the fuck out of it. I just hope that my House music will take me way for the day.

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El Cheapo Coffee! Is Mmm Mmm Good!

First things first! Today is Wednesday and I feel happy to be alive one more day, because I get to do it all over again. So if I fucked up yesterday, I get to do it the right way today. Hey look! Life is not perfect and sometimes we feel overwhelmed with all the shit that we have to face. But have you ever stopped to think, that no matter how many problems we are facing right now, sooner or later, they will all be gone or minimized? YEAP! Shit happens, then we move on.

On another note. I think that, It's funny yet stupid, how some people pay so much money for a cup of what I like to call fucking "overpriced coffee" with a stupid long ass name, that you have to write down, in order to get it right when ordering it. Me on the other hand, I'm just fine with what I love to call my "El cheapo coffee". You see, I refuse to spend more than two bucks on a large cup of coffee with cream and three sugars. I really don't give a rats ass, if the coffee beans came from a South Bronx community garden or Colombia. It's just not going to happen. As long as I get my daily fix of caffeine, it's all good.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!