Thursday, May 25, 2017

What Dealing With OCD Is Like?



You see, I had to take a picture of this, just to show my loyal .5 reader, the type of shit that drives my OCD up the fucking wall. After I took the picture, I had to "make it look right", by turning it right side up, so my anxiety would drop. This post is just to show you, what dealing with OCD 24/7 is like. Don't get me wrong, I joke around a lot about my OCD, but sometimes, specially when I'm really stressed out, the whole shit just drives me fucking crazy.

I have to say that, I do take Prozac, but medication can only help so much. I have to deal with the rest with talk therapy and mental games. Most of the times, I can stay away from performing the rituals, but there are those times, when I just can't take it and I have to give in. One thing that I would like to mention is, that my OCD doesn't dictate who I am. In other words, my OCD is not me, I am me.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!

Trump Comes Out Of The Closet



I knew that he was different, but I never thought that he was gonna come out with the Pope. Actually, I know for a fact, that the Pope really enjoyed that shit, just not in public.

Who knows if during their 30 minutes meeting, they had sex. Hey! I trust both of them, as far as I can throw them..... and that is not far.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!

Say Hello To My New Friend!



Meet my new found and funny friend, +Cynthia L . She's desperate for new friends, please follow her on G+ by clicking on her name.

Finding Myself

I've always thought that in life, things happen for a reason and even though we might not know it at the time, maybe, just maybe, in the future, looking back, we will realize it. My point is, that for some weird and unexplained reason, I came along Scott Adam's blog, don't worry if you don't know who the fuck the guy is. But to make a long story short, he is the talented creator of the world famous Dilbert comic strip and I have to say, that I really like his blog, because he is the type of person that says whatever is on his mind and doesn't care what others think about him, his believes or his views. I have to say, that when it comes to blogging, in a way, I feel that I am kind of like him, because I don't care what people think of me or my blog.

What I am trying to say is, that I think that I found someone that is an inspiration to the way that I look at life, blogging and my style of blogging. I mean, the guy says whatever is on his mind and he does it in his own words. I have to say, that I love people like him. They push me more, to just be me. As a matter of fact, he has been such an inspiration, that last night I order his book titled "How to fail at almost everything and still win big: Kind of the story of my life". I think, that because I didn't have people that influenced me in my life, I haven't been able to find out, what exactly is my purpose on this planet of ours. I have to say, that lately, I have been looking at books, about people that started a career, but then for some weird reason, they ended up doing something completely different than what they set out to do in life.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

What Happens After Mr. Cheeto Trump Wins?



This is exactly what is happening in The U.S.A. after Mr. Cheeto Trump won the 2016 election. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's not just Mexicans that are being kicked out of the country. The reality of it all is, that as many Americans, he too sees all Latinos as Mexicans. Which is fucking ridiculous! Hey look, I am a Latino from The Dominican Republic, I wasn't born in Mexico. Not that there is anything wrong with that. HE IS A FUCKING IDIOT! Let the truth be told, if it was up to Mr. Cheetos Trump, he would deport all the Mexicans Latinos living in America today.

Well, the reality of it all is, that the same way that Mr. Cheeto Trump doesn't know shit about history, he doesn't know shit about geography either.

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The Great Wall Of Mexico



OK! So the idiots that voted for this asshole, really think that he is going to build what I would like to call "The Great Wall Of Mexico" and on top of that, Mexico is going to pay for it. It's just like renovating China town in New York City and saying that China will pay for it. I mean, who in their fucking right mind, would believe that bullshit? Well..... there are dumbasses in America, that believe every little thing that this assholes tells them, and that is why this country is so fucked up right now, because of such stupid dumbasses.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!

Trump Does Push Ups At The Western Wall



Hey look, if by now, you didn't know that Mr. Cheeto himself is one of my favorite people to make fun of, then you have to catch up on my blog posts. I saw the video clip of him visiting The Western Wall and as soon as I saw that, a light bulb turned on in my mind. It told me "Yo! You really have to make a fucking GIF with this video", so I did. I hope that you enjoy the finished product.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y'all!